Fox Park Vampiric Council

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Jeff is missing!!!!!! He was last seen walking and DEFINITELY NOT FLYING after an altercation over who had to take the corpses out. He is a MALE HUMAN with a small, pointy nose, black beady eyes. He has the wingspan of a "baseketball player" according to Google because that is something humans compare wingspans too. If you see Jeff please tell him to FUCK OFF but also that if he doesn't come home soon we will charge interest on his chores list. We miss him dearly and it has nothing to do with the fact that no one knows where the FUCKING remote is.

PLEASE DM OUR E-MAIL IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON JEFF. Below is a picture of a BAT that is NOT our friend Jeff but if you see this bat we would also like to know WHERE.